Once upon a time, about nineteen ninety, there lived a young couple, and they were from China. But they had moved to the united states about a year ago because they wanted to check out the foods they ate there, like peanut butter and hamburgers. They had two daughters, Jingyu, who was twelve, and Chun, who was ten. I chose those names because I learned Chinese names, but I made up the name Anseliesio, who you will meet in a minute. The couple loved Jingyu and Chun dearly, but they always longed for a little boy. Finally, they tried one more time and they had a beautiful baby boy. They named him Anseliesio.He could speak really good English. One day, Chun tried peanut butter and apples. She liked it fine, but she thought peanut butter and hamburger was better.
Years passed and Anseliesio was soon six years old. The woman and the man and Jingyu and Chun and Anseliesio moved back to China because they were done checking out the foods and they began to really miss their friends.
One day, a week later, his friend George (who was from the united states and had come to visit), went out for a walk with Anseliesio and Anseliesio spotted a beautiful girl. He and George said hi and it turned out that her name was Kilu. She could speak really good English. Kilu tossed Anseliesio and George peppermint sticks. Anseliesio was quiet at dinner that night because he was embarrassed because she was such a beautiful girl.
At the store the next day, Anseliesio sees Kilu shopping with her mother. Kilu says, ''Anseli, Anseli, Anseli, Anseliesio!'' ''How did you know my name?''Anseliesio asked. ''Ansel, dear, you see, I've met Kilu before. She is a magical fairy. She spies on you,"said Mom. Anseliesio's mouth dropped open but no words came out. Suddenly, Anseliesio saw a dark figure with a wand. Just then, Ansel said, ''SHUT UP!'' ''That's the dark princess,'' said Kilu. "She casts spells that make people say bad words. You should aviod her, or else you'll say much worse words.
When they got home, Anselisio's mom told his dad about the dark princess because she didn't want him to be surprised when he said a bad word. Mom said, ''She wears a dark blue gown and has long black hair and lavender skin and a dark purple wand with dark green sparkles on the end. She looks about fourteen and three quarters.''
That night, when Ansel was in bed, Kilu appeared. ''Anseliesio, I spy on you because I want to load you with good wishes.''''How do I avoid the dark princess?''asked Anseliesio. ''Oh, I completely forgot about that. Well, you have to be brave and when she appears, say,'Piggie farts,''' said Kilu. The next morning, the dark princess appeared. Ansel was eating breakfast. He said, ''Piggie farts.'' The dark princess vanished.
That afternoon, Ansel's mom got sick. She had eaten poop to see what it tasted like. Her science teacher told her to. Ansel's mom didn't know anything about how poop can make you sick. She was so sick that she couldn't go to class so her husband went for her. He told her when he got back that her science teacher had taken off a costume and it turned out she was really the dark princess dressed up!
Ansel's dad called the police. They couldn't do anything about the dark princess. Then Kilu appeared. She used some powers to shut the dark princess' mouth. She knew it could only stay closed for two days, but she could zap it closed again.
The next day Anseliesio's mom got better. She learned that poop can really hurt you. It could even kill you if you eat it so she never ate poop again.
Ansel thought it was really funny that something as simple as saying "piggie farts" could make the princess vanish. So that was how Anseliesio learned that inappropriate stuff is really funny.
