Tuesday, February 26, 2013

The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 13

                                                          The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 13
            The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 13
Then Jierra saw another giant sitting on a gold toilet. He stood up, twirled around, and stuck his completely naked butt in her face. Out came two things: A noise, PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVV; and  a disgusting large brown tablet. "KILL HER, KILL HER," the giants started chanting. "SILENCE!!!!!!" roared a voice. The first dirtier entered the room. He said, "Jierra, the reason you guessed the food right is because I magically made the food appear on the table." "How?" "It does not matter! It only matters why! I'll tell you why! I wanted Edlia to get some food because I have a crush on her!" Edlia blushed and smiled. She was quite pretty. She had long, straight chestnut hair with streaks of golden blond and dark red. She had pale, fair skin and pearly white teeth that often stretched into a shy smile. She wore jeans and a plain lavender T-shirt.  She had two pink barrettes in her hair.

The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 12

                                                          The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 12
         The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 12
Big huge feet that could crush her to smithereens!! The girl creature's mouth stretched into a wide, cruel grin, and she appeared to be looking UP at something behind Jierra. UP!!!!!!!!!!!  That meant that whatever was behind Jierra had to be taller then the twenty feet tall girl creature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jierra wanted to swirl around, but she did not want to put her back to the girl creature. So she jabbed Edlia in the ribs. Jierra said, "Hey, look over there!" She pointed to the girl creature. Then, when Edlia was looking at the creature, Jierra pushed Edlia, and turned her around to face whatever was lurking behind them. Then Jierra pushed Dave in front of her so that when she looked at what was behind her, she would have her back to him and not the creature. She whirled around and there was a huge naked green giant with nothing on except frilly white underwear. Jierra was about to laugh, but then she remembered what was happening. She did not think first. She yelled, "Get outa my way, nasty fart!" Then she could not help it. She burst out laughing.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 11

                                                      The Dooms of the  Dunes Chapter 11
          The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 11
BOom! BOom! A figure entered the room. This one was a girl. She  had on bright  red lipstick and sparkly green eye shadow. She had on blush, and her skin was scaly and dark green. She had on a purple velvet dress with a trail of smoke on the end of it. She was floating in the air. She wore a black turban with a ruby and four diamonds on it. A large black mole was smack-dab in the middle of her chin. Long silky black curls bounced    on her back. Though she was beautiful (except for her mole!) she was about twenty feet tall and her eyes were like ice. She looked to be about age thirty-three. Jierra's mouth was hanging open and her forehead was crinkled with worry. She quickly snapped her jaw shut. She did not want to upset someone this mean-looking. Then Jierra noticed something very, very phony about this. If the creature had a trail of smoke, she could not have made the boom-boom sound. What did would have to have...

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 10

                                                        The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 10
             The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 10
Jierra said, "Let's explore the palace!" Dave said, "Yeah." Edlia said,"I suppose. But I need to keep an eye on each of you infants. Of course, I have an even younger one to take care of." She smiled and patted her stomach. "Who?" asked Jierra, though it was pretty obvious what was happening. Edlia giggled. "Oh, you know how I married that nice young man Robert just a few weeks ago? You went to my wedding. We're having a baby." "Oh, is it a boy or a girl?" asked Jierra. She was not really excited. She was just wondering. She didn't really care what gender it was. She just wanted to know. "A girl," Edlia said cheerfully. "What ya gonna name the ratty rascal?"asked Dave. Edlia replied,"Sarah Lee, and she will  not be a ratty rascal." Then she added hopefully, "Probably not." Jierra said, "Let's explore!" 


              There was a long corridor, and then they came into a room the size of a ballroom. It had a shelf full of black velvet books . On another shelf, there were black and white and red towels. There was also a bed bigger than a king-sized.  The rest of the room was just empty space.

Monday, February 11, 2013

The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 9

                                                              The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 9
               The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 9
Jierra heard a growl. Not the growl of a dirtier. Just the growl of Edlia's stomach. Edlia frowned as if to say, Why hasn't anyone suggested we go find breakfast? So Jierra said, "Let's eat! I'll bet there's apple pie, chicken and dumplings, peas and carrots, lettuce with vinaigrette, turkey breast and milk, and finally, root beer and lemonade." Jierra jumped up. "I'll race ya," said Dave. "Me, too," said Edlia. So they raced to the end of the hall. Edlia won, Jierra came in second, and Dave lost. They turned into the kitchen. It amazingly had exactly what Jierra said. Jierra sat next to Edlia, while Dave sat at the far end of the table. Nobody wanted to sit next to him because he wet his pants. Jierra and Dave had two helpings of everything, but Edlia only had one dumpling, a large piece of chicken, a slice of apple pie, and a glass of lemonade. Jierra burped twice, and Dave burped once. "Excuse you! You should be ashamed  of yourselves! " said Edlia. Then she burped, too. " Excuse me," she said shyly,  and looked down at her empty plate. Jierra and Dave snickered.

The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 8

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                                         The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 8
Jierra woke up in a bedroom and bed that looked somewhat like her own. It had black sheets and a pale yellow pillow case. A shiny pink chandelier hovered over it. There was a wooden bedside table painted hot pink. Maybe this had all been a dream after all. No, it hadn't. It had seemed too real. Then Jierra heard her proof. A voice  which Jierra recognized to be Dave's said, "I wet my pants. This was proof because the night before, Dave said that he had to pee. Then Dave walked in. His pants were wet, alright. They were wet all the way from his crotches to his ankles. It looked like there had been a flood! Dave noticed that Jierra was staring. He said, "Stop staring! It's humiliating." Jierra snickered. Dave said, "I'm changing the subject. Last night, after that dirtier threw a rock at you and you fainted, me and Edlia waited until the dirtier went back to his castle, and we picked you up and followed him. We found this room in the palace of the dirtiers and put you in it. It is morning now. You are right, we are not going back home until the dirtiers and co-" "The dirtiers and king." Jierra corrected. "Whatever. Anyway, we are not going back home until the dirtiers and co. are dead." "Where's Edlia?" Jierra suddenly jerked up in bed as if she had sat on a pin. Dave pointed to the door. Edlia opened it, peeked in, and waved.

Friday, February 8, 2013

The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 7

                               The Dooms of the Dunes Chapter 7
The creature growled. "If all of us Dirtiers plus the King die, Mozar and all of the other little children we are going to kill will be fine."  Jierra spoke up. "We ought to kill the Dirtiers and their king. Don't you think so, Edlia & Dave?" No response. Then Jierra heard a high, shrill, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then a piercing pain hit her leg. Then everything went totally black.