SNOW WHITE

You know those stories about Snow White that say she died and came back alive?  Well, those are fake stories.  In real life, she fainted. 

Now she is twenty-five and the prince is twenty-three.  They have two baby daughters, Rosaline and Emily.  They live in the palace and have a cradle for the babies. 

THE REAL STORY

There once was a girl called Patricia.  Her mom called her Snow White because she was born when the snow was fluffy white.  When she was four, an evil witch invaded her house.  She was jealous of Patricia’s beauty, so she pretended to be a nice lady at the park and played volleyball with her.  The witch hit Patricia so hard on the head with the volleyball that she fainted for TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her parents were so worried about her that they fainted too.  The witch left after 7 years because she thought they were all dead and that her work was done. When Patricia was fourteen, a boy named Aiden, about twelve years old, who was a prince fell in love with her because he thought she was really pretty while she was sleeping.  Aiden had some lemonade with him, and he poured it on her accidently, which woke her up.  Her parents woke up too when he poured lemonade on them on purpose.  They were so happy to see her, and she and Aiden were friends for years, and eventually got married. 

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Sarah's Homemade Lemonade

Recipe For Sarah’s Homemade Lemonade

However many lemons you would like

3 mint leaves

Add sugar until it tastes sweet

 Add water until the glass is full

Squeeze lemons into juicer and try to get out as much as you can.

Put everything into a glass and drink cold and fresh.

FIFTY IS YOUNG!

That afternoon, as Mr. Plumbottom got off his ship and walked down the street, he met this little boy named Denis.  “Guess what!” Denis exclaimed. “My mom turned fifty today and she is very, very young!” That’s when Mr. Plumbottom realized he had a few more decades to go until he visited heaven.  Mr. Plumbottom was called home because they were having a little of Sarah’s Homemade Lemonade.

The News

When Mr. Plumbottom got the Ocean Life Newspaper, he was so surprised he spit out his coffee.  Because the headline was: PLUMBOTTOM SEES MERMAID!  He had not seen a mermaid! His employees had not told him about any mermaid! He sailed his pirate ship into harbor and ran straight to the newspaper place.  Apparently, they had mistaken them for the Runbollum Family.  

The Magic Fart

Whenever Mr. Plumbottom’s 29th fish farted, (which was occasionally), if they fed it one gold coin, it would grant a wish.  Actually, it turned into a genie after it ate the gold coin. That’s why they named him Mr. Fart.  One day, Mr. Plumbottom decided to wish for 57 brownies, one for each member in his family, including himself. When they came, they flooded the space by the front door, so Mr. Plumbottom could not find his shoes. He messed up, so he tried to wish again, but Mr. Fart had run out of powers. Then, Mr. Fart said he needed twelve more gold coins to get his powers back, and Mr. Plumbottom paid him which made him feel like he was running out of money. Even though they were hard to pick up, he sold the brownies to random people in order to make more money. He wished for a pink quilt for his daughter and found his shoes.

Chapter 3

So we will go back in time a little bit.  Five years, to be exact.  This was when they got attacked by a giant, centipede sea monster.  It all started when ten of Mr. Plumbottom’s employees, who were scuba divers, were scuba diving.  They saw one hundred legs, then a slimy green body, and  ran back to warn the others.  Sarah jumped in,  and struggling to swim, twisted some of its legs up in a knot.  With a howl of pain, it threw her back on the ship.  It untied all of its legs and swam away. (Sarah was fine.)