Professer pirate plumbottom

Mr. Plumbottom, The Famous Professer, was turning 50. He could not believe it. He had all he wanted,plus a pirate ship filled with gold. But he had something he didn't want. It was turning 50. He did not want his brown hair to turn gray. He did not want to lose his world record for being fast. His daughter, Sarah, who was 17, said, "Daddy, don't worry! This means you're living a good and long life!" Eileen, his sister, was forty -nine. She teased him about being old. Finally, his birthday came. Chocolate cake! Yum! Maybe turning fifty wasn't so bad after all.