Runaway Groom

 There once was a man named John. He wanted to get married.  He only wanted to for money. He did not care how kind his wife was.   So he went out on the street to look for rich women. Then he saw a woman. She had long brown hair and light, twinkling blue eyes. She had an indifferent expression. She looked like the kind of person to smile sometimes. But people look weird just going around with a cheesy smile on their face all the time. She looked like no lady. Just a normal woman. She did not look rich. But it was worth a try. So when she walked over to the coffee shop across the street, John followed her. She took some dollar bills from her pocketbook and set it on an outdoor table and walked in the coffee shop. John grabbed the pocket book and looked inside.  He saw a chunk of glittery stuff. He quickly put the pocketbook down just as the young woman walked out again. "Hello," he said. "I'm John Perenski." "Hello" the woman repeated. "I'm Jierra Flourence Meetloaf."