Sarah's Homemade Lemonade

Recipe For Sarah’s Homemade Lemonade

However many lemons you would like

3 mint leaves

Add sugar until it tastes sweet

 Add water until the glass is full

Squeeze lemons into juicer and try to get out as much as you can.

Put everything into a glass and drink cold and fresh.

FIFTY IS YOUNG!

That afternoon, as Mr. Plumbottom got off his ship and walked down the street, he met this little boy named Denis.  “Guess what!” Denis exclaimed. “My mom turned fifty today and she is very, very young!” That’s when Mr. Plumbottom realized he had a few more decades to go until he visited heaven.  Mr. Plumbottom was called home because they were having a little of Sarah’s Homemade Lemonade.

The News

When Mr. Plumbottom got the Ocean Life Newspaper, he was so surprised he spit out his coffee.  Because the headline was: PLUMBOTTOM SEES MERMAID!  He had not seen a mermaid! His employees had not told him about any mermaid! He sailed his pirate ship into harbor and ran straight to the newspaper place.  Apparently, they had mistaken them for the Runbollum Family.  

The Magic Fart

Whenever Mr. Plumbottom’s 29th fish farted, (which was occasionally), if they fed it one gold coin, it would grant a wish.  Actually, it turned into a genie after it ate the gold coin. That’s why they named him Mr. Fart.  One day, Mr. Plumbottom decided to wish for 57 brownies, one for each member in his family, including himself. When they came, they flooded the space by the front door, so Mr. Plumbottom could not find his shoes. He messed up, so he tried to wish again, but Mr. Fart had run out of powers. Then, Mr. Fart said he needed twelve more gold coins to get his powers back, and Mr. Plumbottom paid him which made him feel like he was running out of money. Even though they were hard to pick up, he sold the brownies to random people in order to make more money. He wished for a pink quilt for his daughter and found his shoes.

Chapter 3

So we will go back in time a little bit.  Five years, to be exact.  This was when they got attacked by a giant, centipede sea monster.  It all started when ten of Mr. Plumbottom’s employees, who were scuba divers, were scuba diving.  They saw one hundred legs, then a slimy green body, and  ran back to warn the others.  Sarah jumped in,  and struggling to swim, twisted some of its legs up in a knot.  With a howl of pain, it threw her back on the ship.  It untied all of its legs and swam away. (Sarah was fine.)

Chapter 2

Mr. Plumbottom had a family.  Including fifty employees, (He had actually hired an employee for each year of his life.) a daughter, a wife, a sister, his daughter’s children, his daughter’s husband, and thirty pet fish.   His house was a ship full of gold because he was a pirate.  They were once attacked by a giant centipede sea monster, but did not lose a single person or single coin of gold.  They ate cake and pizza and turkey.  Their bathroom smelled of ivory soap and they had a hot tub and three televisions.  This was not any fun for Mr. Plumbottom when he turned fifty because he did not want to be old.  He couldn’t enjoy it.

Professer pirate plumbottom

Mr. Plumbottom, The Famous Professer, was turning 50. He could not believe it. He had all he wanted,plus a pirate ship filled with gold. But he had something he didn't want. It was turning 50. He did not want his brown hair to turn gray. He did not want to lose his world record for being fast. His daughter, Sarah, who was 17, said, "Daddy, don't worry! This means you're living a good and long life!" Eileen, his sister, was forty -nine. She teased him about being old. Finally, his birthday came. Chocolate cake! Yum! Maybe turning fifty wasn't so bad after all.