The Problem with Hawks, Introduction

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I am a chicken. I built my own computer, so I am obviously a genius chicken. I live in a chicken coop with five average chickens- for a chicken, average is pudgy and naive. My life is simple. I write stories on my computer, I eat chicken feed, I drink water, I poop and pee. Oh, yeah, and I cock and I lay eggs. Seriously, you should try my eggs! Chickens are more important than you think. Imagine: cake, pancakes, omelets- all that good stuff depends on us chickens. It all has eggs in it. But, back to the story. You see, life for us chickens is perfect. Except for one problem: we have no roof. Our coop has become hawk territory.